YAY! the 'old' blogger's back:)

i told myself until the old blogger's back, i'm not gonna post anything. HAHA! and now, it's BACK:)

crystal jaded after that. yucks.. the food sucks.. and it cost my uncle 600+

tummy felt damn sick. YOU CAN'T BLAME ME! i ate din tai fung on thursday with my family. bloated. indigestion. stomach felt sick the whole night. couldn't sleep. vommited in the morning. after that i loss my appetite until today. what can you say. i only ate half a hashbrown and 3/4 cup of milo yesterday morning and 2 pieces of bread on yesterday. ate 1 piece of bread and drank a cup of milo this morning and i seriously didn't eat much in crytal jade today. man! i hate losing my appetite.

OH! BOUGHT!

not bad la.. if only the 2nd song wasn't sung together with fahreheit. spoiler. yes. i admit i use to like them cause they all so... you know.. shuai. but they seriously can't sing.

S.H.E-play my love:DDD

and know, thanks to cheryl i'm hooked on corner with love.

thanks ahh cheryl. *grumbles*

it's out!! i cant wait to get it!! TODAY!!! YES!! I"M GETTING IT TODAY:))

neeway, i was on the home after my exams just know.. when i got if the bus, i saw this girl.. no.. not a girl. hmm.. around 16,17? and i cant believe what i saw.. she was wearing this white.. wait.. no... cream colour body hugging dress. and it was THAT short. her dress was freakin translucent can. the whole could tell she's wearing pink panties with some print at the back and a colourful striped bra.like... wth? she's like doing that on purpose la.. craving for sex... eeeew... c'mon la... then walked with her butt shaking vigourously. then she walk pass this ah pek.. i saw it with my own eyes!!! the ah pek started at her butt and his eyes actually followed her until she's gone.. but 1 thing.. that ah pek gave a very disgusted look. which is a good thing? i think he shook his head after he turn back. haha.. laugh laugh

chinese paper, SCREWED. tmr's geog. but i still think art is more impt.. haha
i want cheese cake. CHERYL!!! LET'S GO EAT THEM SOME DAY:)

i'm losing it:(

i'm losing my drawing techniques and skills... i'm losing my patients for painting. DIE!! goner:(

compare this:

to this:

which is better?of course it's the latter.

i'm a goner. my art exam is in 5days time. and i'm just starting to lose my techniques on drawing and painting! DIE AH!!!

i forgot what i wanted to blog about... hmm... nvm..

OH!! remembered. gays.. yes..

cheryl finds my definition of gays funny.

i've got 2 definitation of gays.

1) guys with piercings and tattoos everywhere. those ultimate cao ah beng kind 1.

2) the true gays who goes "HONEY, BABY" with their hands swinging around like some guniang.

i would prefer the latter. well, they can be your best friend. they can go shopping with you just like this:

gay's house phone rings "RING RING RING!!!!"

gay: "hello??"(with a very high-pitch voice while buffering his+her
nails.)

girl: "HI BESTIE!!!! I'M BORED. let's go shopping:)"

gay: (shrieks)"AHHH!!! OKAYY!!! i wanna get the latest anna sui
blusher!!!"

girl: "OKAY! SET! let's meet at blah blah blah time at blah blah blah
place!!"

gay: "WAIT! gimme some time to get dressed:)"

and the call ends.

get what i mean?

and err.. the his+her thingy. pai seh i really dont know how to address them. shemale? nahh.. that's for girls. hmm... shim? she+him.

well, if you were to ask a cao ah beng. it would be like:

cao ah beng house phone rings. "RING RING RING!!!"

cao ah beng(c a b): "knnb! so early call what shit! cb!" (and then answers
call) "si mi dai ji? nabeh. lim peh still sleeping you call what call?!"

girl: "eeeerr... hello. i'm bored let's go out..."

c a b: "orhh! you ah.. go out ah.. go where?"

girl: "go shopping with me."

c a b: "shopping ah? wa lao.. i not your boyfriend what. "

girl: "please la..."

c a b: "hai ya..okay lor"

so unwilling.. hmmmmm...

*thinks hard* hmmmm... cao ah bang or gay? nahh... i change my mind.. i dont want gays anymore. i want cao ah beng. they more shuang kuai. but when it comes to girly stuff, gays can do better. hmmm... i change my mind again. I WANT BOTH! ya i know i'm greedy. but how fun can it get when you have both kinds of best friends at the same time.

i'm starting to change my mindset about cao ah bengs. i use to think that they got no life. everyday only know how to smoke and fight. but after looking at a different perspective, i realise that they are nice and all. except for all the gang fights, underage smoking, go school to (in hokkien) cue dai ji 1. in madarin 社会中的败类(losers of the society) BUT THEY ARE NOT WHAT. just because they cannot study then the society have to look down on them. like.. so unfair...

and i super cannot stand guys when he suddenly ignores a girl on purpose whom he had been good friends with. they're so egoistic thinking that they're afraid that the girl will like him because he thinks the girl treats him better than other guys when it's not true?

neeway, 1 word to describe the POA paper today- SCREWED! DARN SCREWED!(okay... maybe 3 words)

all the balance balance question- trial balance, balance sheet.
well, since it's called trial balance and balance sheet, you're answers should be balanced. (nvm. POA students should understand that) but both balance questions are so not balanced. and when it comes to the theory part, HELL! practically all questions are left blank. big boss's gonna kill me when she returns us our POA paper. i just remembered what she told us 2 weeks ago. she said

"haha! POA paper ah, i'm gonna kill all of you! you all die ah!"

what an evil teacher.jeez....

maths paper was easy. there was actually a question like this：
a) factorise p(square)-q(square) [1]
b) using part a, calculate 1334(square)-1234(square)[1]

HAHA! the express students are so gonna screw us NA students upside down cause i heard that their's was tough. but still, 1hr 15 mins, 10 questions, still unable to complete it. i was so sad there was only 1 question on coordinate geometry which i spent half the time trying to memorise the formula(i'm a math idiot you see). after the paper, there was some sort of joy in my heart. it's like the "YAY! finally get to pass math this time" kinda feeling. smile smile

later in the afternoon, i came across this article in the newpapers.

TAIPEI- Taiwanese girl group S.H.E have been accused of licking China's boot
with their new song, Zhong Guo Hua, which literally means "the language of
China".

Co-written by a Chinese and a Taiwanese, the song turns Chinese
tongue-twisters into rap lyrics like: "How smart are the Chinese people and how
beautiful is the language of China."

The music video, which was shot in
in Zhe-jiang, China, shows the trio- Selina Jen, Hebe Tian and Ella Chen-
dancing with Shaolin monks.

And some Taiwanese bloggers are seeing red.

One was quoted by Taiwan News as saying: "It is absolutely disgusting to
see three Taiwanese women tossing patriotism out the window just for a few lousy
bucks."

Another blogger said: "If an American were to write a song
praising the English language, would it be necessary to call it the language of
England?"

Record company HIM said the song was meant as entertainment
and nothing else.

China and Taiwann split after a civil war in 1949.

As China becomes the biggest market for Madarin music, Taiwanese singers
chasing the Chinese dollars have sometimes been caught in a political crossfire.

Pop star A*mei was banned in China after singing Taiwans's anthem at the
2000 inauguration of President Chen Shui-bian.

HELL WITH THOSE PEOPLE LA! Yes, i am angry because i like SHE. like hello... it's just a song. and Zhong Guo Hua dosn't really means "the language of China". it means "the chinese language.

and

Another blogger said: "If an American were to write a song praising the English language, would it be necessary to call it the language of England?"

ask this person go die la. a song title is a song title. i have the lyrics in my blog go read it. Of course it is NOT necessary to call it "zhong guo hua" since it's a song, of course put something more glamerous la.. then what. "rao kou ling(chinese tongue-twister)" meh? or what? "bian dan kuan, ban deng chang"? no la!

and yes. chinese are smart okay. where the hell you get paper from? it's invented by the chinese! DUMB! and the chinese language is what makes us chinese special! do you know that japanese kanji and the korean words are originated from the chinese language?

some japanese words are even modified from the chinese words. china is still developing and it will be somewhere better to invest money. MONEY! of course people are learning mandarin! TO EARN BIG BUCKS!

and "disgusting to see three Taiwanese women tossing patriotism out the window just for a few lousy bucks."

ehh... they earn millions each year leh. they earn big money just by selling off their albums. they don't earn just "a few lousy bucks" lor. wth?!

"dancing with shaolin monks" the shaolin monks are not dancing la. they just doing some of their martial arts thing what. appearing in the same screen only what. dumb sia.

and the song is not writen by them lor. it's their composer can. their only in-charge of singing the song only what. hell woth those people.



is there anything wrong with it??? TELL ME TELL ME!!!

let me correct myself. the monks and the dancing are both TOTALLY DIFFERENT SCENE except the finale. the girls aren't dancing with the monks. the monks are just helping out with their MV mind you.